A DETECTIVE COMES TO CALL
We had a visit today from Inspector Jack Spratt who is searching for a fugitive referred to as Limeylocks; apparently she broke into the house of the Four Bears who live down the lane from the better-known porridge-eaters - the Three Bears.
The inspector told us that the Fourth Bear returned home unexpectedly and discovered a skinny girl with green spike hair eating the left over Papa John's Cheese Pizza that the family had put in the refrigerator. Before she high-tailed it into the woods, she yelled, "I had to eat it before it got too cold." Since she ate all of it, it was apparently just right.
posted by Jody @ 5:38 PM
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